Zombies Are Real

Zombies are real.  Not only are they real, but the possibility of a zombie uprising threatening the general public is so prevalent, the US Center For Disease Control has a webpage dedicated to zombie awareness.

Russia is developing technology to turn people into zombies.

Last week, a Maryland man was arrested for eating brains.


In a separate incident, a Miami man was shot and killed while eating a man's face.


A British paper reports Luke Magnotta is still on the run after killing and eating his partner.

The ammunition manufacturer Hornady has responded with a specialized shotgun load called Zombie Max.

How much more evidence do we need?  The government, the gun industry, the press in two major Western nations, and the former Soviet Union all acknowledge the existence of Zombies.  They're real.  And we should be prepared for the coming apocalypse.

So gas up the chain saw.  Sharpen the machete.  Load some Zombie Max shells in your shotgun, board up the windows, and barricade the doors.


They're real.  And they're coming.  For you.